Shaneslogic

Stats on Woody

6’4″
240 lbs
Size 13s
First Ever Green Racer
The man who gave the name Gorilla to that rapid called Gorilla.
Dead Sexy

“Dude I can outfit this thing in 30 seconds. Who was the last midget to paddle this thing?”

“Damn this thing boofs real nice! How do I look?”

“Whoa that ferry was easy with this much speed. Oh good he can’t see my bald head”

“Landing on a 45 mmmm nice and soft. Oh look at the pretty shadow on the bow of my boat.”

“Did I mention that this thing boofs well? Damn I put my hand in front of my face.”

“I think I’m in love and the boat is good too.”